“Saint Anthony, perfect imitator of Jesus, who received from God the special power of restoring lost things, grant that I may find [lost conversions] which has been lost. At least restore to me peace and tranquility of mind, the loss of which has afflicted me even more than my monetary loss.”
– Patron Saint of Lost Things & Found Profits
I don’t just optimize funnels. I architect entire offers from scratch, build the machine, and scale it to the moon.
LET’S BUILD →We dig deep into your expertise to create high-ticket offers that solve real problems
Full stack creation – landing pages, emails, upsells, downsells, all optimized for conversion
Launch, test, analyze, repeat. Data-driven optimization to maximize AOV and scale
Complex sequences that nurture, convert, and retain. From welcome series to 7-figure launches.
READ MORE →Strategic offer stacks that maximize AOV. Bumps, upsells, downsells – all data-driven.
READ MORE →FINRA, SEC, Meta policies – I write copy that converts within every guideline.
READ MORE →Real launches. Real numbers. Real growth.
Transformed the “90-Day Ultimate Guitar Course” from concept to cash. Found untapped angles for intermediate players stuck in a rut.
Created this offer from zero, built the entire funnel, and scaled it in the first month. Strategic upsell stack pushed AOV 31.3% higher.
Front-end: 4.8% (industry standard: cute 1.5%)
Upsell: 30% (that’s 1 in 3 saying “heck yeah, more please”).